So the other day I go to cook some stovetop rice, right? I raise the water to a boil, rinse the rice, pour it into the pot and three devious little black guys float to the top. WHAT? They were rice weevils. Funny fun fun bugs, they have these long shrew beaks. I scoop them out of the pot, stir and THREE MORE emerge. WHAAAT??? I can't believe this. I sift the remaining (dry) rice and there was only one bug in there. It was already dead. The grains weren't reduced to sawdust, none of them were hollow. There was no infestation. Something must've killed them. That's some real shit
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